foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

(via ilovegirlsdealwithit)

whoredinarygirl:

my bank account about to be -20$

whoredinarygirl:

my bank account about to be -20$

(via herlastword)

hairyholly:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

Laughing so hard at the fix

hairyholly:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

Laughing so hard at the fix

(via herlastword)

team-free-spuffy:

paganmoma:

I think this is witchcraft in a nutshell.

The placebo effect at its finest

(via iinvitedher-sugartits)

xbongxripsx:

zidajane777:

Parents repeating themselves


My mom literally overexplains the simplest things, do you know how AGGRAVATING that is?

xbongxripsx:

zidajane777:

Parents repeating themselves

My mom literally overexplains the simplest things, do you know how AGGRAVATING that is?

(via iinvitedher-sugartits)

fightingforanimals:

broccoleafveins:

x

Animals don’t discriminate. A friend is a friend.

(via blackalleykat)

I need to get laid.

(via queercunts)

dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

(via xx-japanese-kitty-love-xx)

If we’re dating, you can have your freedom… You’re not my prisoner. Just stay loyal and be honest. That’s all I ask. — (via hefuckin)

(via blackalleykat)